eat my ass before you go
summertime sadness :((
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..